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Not sure where she got this from, but gotta love Grandma’s wisdom!
Ten Thoughts to Ponder . . . . .
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them
down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno Peppers…what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
And, as someone recently said to me,
“Don’t worry about old age … it doesn’t last that long”.
Make it a great day!
Barry
P.S. What am I thankful for today? I’m thankful there is some longevity in my family! I’m thankful for humour. I’m always thankful if I can make some smile.
What are you thankful for today?
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