Ten Thoughts To Ponder

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Not sure where she got this from, but gotta love Grandma’s wisdom!

Ten Thoughts to Ponder . . . . .

Number 10


Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 
Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny.  If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .

Number 7 
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 6 
Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them

down the stairs.

Number 5 
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4 
All of us could take a lesson from the weather.
It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3 
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2 
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird.  Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought 
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno Peppers…what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

And, as someone recently said to me,
“Don’t worry about old age … it doesn’t last that long”.

Make it a great day!

Barry

P.S.  What am I thankful for today?  I’m thankful there is some longevity in my family!  I’m thankful for humour.  I’m always thankful if I can make some smile.

What are you thankful for today?

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